How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.