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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.

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What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.