How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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The ova achiever

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What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.