How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.