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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.