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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

Java Programmer Jokes More Java Programmer Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.