How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

What do you call an overweight Star Wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.