How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.