How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.