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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

Java Programmer Jokes More Java Programmer Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.