Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.