Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.