Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.