Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse