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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse