Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.