Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse