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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Little Horse Jokes More Little Horse Jokes

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Clydesdale Jokes More Clydesdale Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.