What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.