What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?