What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?