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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!