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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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He was de-lighted.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.