What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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How was your day?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.