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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.