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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Story Jokes More Story Jokes

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Declare Jokes More Declare Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.