Free Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

West Africa Jokes More West Africa Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.