Free Jokes

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

West Africa Jokes More West Africa Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Genesis Jokes More Genesis Jokes

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Free Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

What color are apples?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

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