What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.