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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).