What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

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Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors