What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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It had freed up one GB of space.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?