Abe Lincoln Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis?

Em-OGs

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.