Abe Lincoln Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.