Abe Lincoln Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

You might also enjoy:

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."