Abe Lincoln Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.