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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.