What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done