I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
It gets toad away
Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
She said "ugh nothing!"
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
