What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.