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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo