What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

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Who are these women?

Women working at 900 numbers.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.