What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

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Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

Alt right

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How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What's the difference between U and I?

J