What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

Previous Random Joke Next

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh