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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...