Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.