Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!