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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.