Because they're paid to.
Because they were bard.
Denial. Myself included.
Mortgage freeman.
Because he was skint.
They went on strike!
Their work is a reflection of themselves.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Because part tickles.
...but you might not get it.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.