Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.