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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.