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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.