Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.