Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.