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How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.