How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.