How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!