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How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel