How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.