How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain