How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.