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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!