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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!