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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.