Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.