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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.