Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.