Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.