Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.