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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.