Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.