Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

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What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.