Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.