Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

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Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.