Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet