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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.