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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.