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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?