Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?