Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Leave Foot Jokes More Leave Foot Jokes

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.