Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

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You don't, you get down off a duck.

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Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.