Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

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Flip-Flips.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.