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Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.