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Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.