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Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.