March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Previous Random Joke Next

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...