What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.