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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Because he wanted them to work over-time

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Carrie Fisher.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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A 6 pack and a potato.

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A 6-pack and a potato.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.