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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!

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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children