Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.