Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.