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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.