Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!