Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.