Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
A Small Medium at Large
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
Because he got a hole in one!
Because they don't cut corners.
Hey, pho queue, dude
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
MUH SOGGY KEYS!
Because it brings Mayflowers.