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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.