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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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What do the French call 4/20?

80

What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.