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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

French Chef Jokes More French Chef Jokes

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Crepe Jokes More Crepe Jokes

What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe

Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.