Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do the French call 4/20?

80

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

French Chef Jokes More French Chef Jokes

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Crepe Jokes More Crepe Jokes

What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.