Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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Why am I scared of French pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

What did the French food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe