I bought some thyme yesterday.
A phoney friend!
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Starbucks
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Well, this was a waste of Thyme.