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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.