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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.