Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands