Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.