Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.