Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.