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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.