One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
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The pharmacy.
Kroger
No one knows.
Well, he save on groceries.
At the infideli counter.
Traitor Joe's.
Whole Foods
Traitor Joe's
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
Wagmans.
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They don't.
A one trip pony
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY
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Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Kids
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Tooth hurty
Just put it on my bill
Two buy four.
They were both driving their cars at the time!
Because in the country, you bump your kin!
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner
The groundhog.
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
Brown chicken brown cow..