Grocery Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.