What to hear a joke about dementia?

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

How do you make a hamburger smile?

Pickle it gently!

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How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia