What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

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What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.