Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich