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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.