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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!