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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.