Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.