Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Pickles

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Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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Their balls will show.

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What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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My zipper.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.