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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich