What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...