What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!