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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!