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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!