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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!