What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!