What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!