How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.