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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.