Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Everything's gonna be all white.

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You give her a test-tickle.

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Join the club.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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They prefer fur mats.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

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Because mites make rights, not lefts.