Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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You better not make a habit out of this.

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He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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March 14.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.