Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

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He/she's not sitting or standing!

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He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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He never delivered.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Because he didn't get arrays.

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They prefer fur mats.

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They work it out with a pencil.

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Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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They both love The Wall