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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Spectator Jokes More Spectator Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder