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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Spectator Jokes More Spectator Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd