Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder