What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit