What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat