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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"