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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates