What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.