What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates