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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.