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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.