How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny