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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.