What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...