What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.