What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...