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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.