What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.