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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.