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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who was left?

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.