What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.