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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...