Anchor Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.