What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who?

Caroline of rope with you!

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.