What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

Saves time.