What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.