What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

They make good paddles.