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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

Saves time.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.