Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.