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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.