Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

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How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.