Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.