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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Heap Jokes More Heap Jokes

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

Dirty Clothe Jokes More Dirty Clothe Jokes

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.