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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.