Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.