Mug Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.