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Mug Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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