Mug Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.