When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.