When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.