When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.