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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.