When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.