When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.