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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.