What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike?

A bikkie.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.