You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
Steeped in mystery!
A property
Holy Guacamole
GuacaMOLE
None because ice cream doesn't have bones.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Because it was too steep.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
To see if blondes have more fun.
They are both ginger nuts!
His mum had been a wafer too long.
