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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.