What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike?

A bikkie.