What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike?

A bikkie.