What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."