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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.