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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.