What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

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Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!