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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance