What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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