How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.