How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A paws!

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.