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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."