How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.