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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.