How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

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What does a black and white bear use to cook its dinner?

A pan, duh!

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.