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Broom Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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