Broom Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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Sweeping generalizations.