Broom Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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A Sweeping Generalization.

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Sweeping generalizations.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.