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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.