What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What's a rabbits' favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!