What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies