What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.