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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Millionaire Jokes More Millionaire Jokes

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

On Zimbabwean TV.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.