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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Millionaire Jokes More Millionaire Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!