What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.