What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.