What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!