What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love