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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.